Roses Are Red Work Related Funny Poems

StricktlyDating is an Australian writer who creates pages of original funny quotes and status updates.

This page features romantic, corny, sweet, and funny " roses are red, violets are blue..." quotes. Some will make you laugh, some will make you blush, and some might be the perfect fit for a note to your special someone.

"Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue . . ."

• Roses are red, violets are blue, and I'll never ever, ever stop loving you.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, let's get together and make dreams come true.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, and I'll never be blue while I have you.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, lets cut the sweet talk, and go straight to bed.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, pucker up sweet lips I'm gonna kiss you!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, what colour flowers should I give you?
• Roses are red, violets are blue, wherever you are I wanna run to you!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, is it hot in here, or is it just you?
• Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, just like my eyes so let me love you!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, in a world of love, just we two.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, thank you, and spank you, for being so true!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I wanted to write you a love poem but I only got that far...

• Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, you've made all my dreams come true!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, be my Valentine? I love you.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, be my one and only? I love you.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, you don't have to be single, I want to love you!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, you know I've got my eyes on you!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, let's make love all night.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I want to kiss your lips the whole night through.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I feel so lost without you...
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I just wanna hook up with you!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not hung over I just have wine flu.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I love flowers but not as much as you.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, there is not another love as true, as me and you.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, these lips can't wait to be kissing you!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd do anything to be with you!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I love chocolate more than you!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I've never met anyone as hot as you!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I never knew love until I found you!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, there's only one way to say this, I love you.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm going to bed would you like to come too?
• Roses are red, violets are blue, bet you can't guess what I want to do?
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be spending my time with you!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, may I have this dance with you?
• Roses are red, violets are blue, have I mentioned I'm in love with you?
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't want anyone if I can't have you!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I want to spend my life making love to you!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a condom I'd sleep with you!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm the one who'll make all your dreams come true!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, love never crossed my mind until the day I met you!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, love me so much, like I love you!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, baby come back cause I'm blue too, without you.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I found someone else better than you!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I want to skip the small talk and say I love you.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, chilli is hot and so are you!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, ain't never gonna love no-one more than you!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I just wanted to say thank you!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, my love keeps me tied to you!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, don't want to spend a day without you!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, my love will always be so true!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is broken without you.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, thanks for everything we've been through.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I love you for everything you do!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't really care but I love you!

Just Roses Are Red...

• Roses are red, just like my lips and blue is the sky which underneath we'll kiss.
• Roses are red, Facebook is blue. We have no mutual friends, so who are you?
• Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone.
• Roses are red, but I have none for you, all I can give is my heart to you.
• Roses are red, and so are my lips, just wait 'til you see me wiggle my hips!
• Roses are red and so is the sunset. Baby I'm really so glad that we met.
• Roses are red, white, pink and yellow, and gosh I am one lucky fellow!
• Roses are red, I'll meet you in bed.
• Roses are red, stop taking selfies in bed!
• Roses are red, hope our love is never dead.
• Roses are red, love you with my heart and my head.
• Roses are red, romance is not dead.
• Roses are red, lemons are yello, I consider myself one lucky fellow!
• Roses are red, apples are too, so take this apple and know that I love you!
• Roses are red, and I've got some for you, to show you that my love is true.
• Roses are red and they smell nice too, honey I'm head over heels for you.
• Roses are red, shamrocks are green . . . you've got the cutest butt I've ever seen!
• Roses are red, and I love you. Violets are blue like I'd be without you.
• Roses are red, I bought you a bunch violets are blue lets meet for lunch.
• Roses are red, this is true, and red is for love, and my heart so true.
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shut up on August 26, 2020:

roses are red, violets are blue, you're too ugly and I'm too good for you.

miles on July 08, 2020:

roses are red violet are blue love you cause you shine like a diamond

Quadiza on April 18, 2020:

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Roses are red, violets are blue i'm breaking up with you because i never love you.

Toilet paper on March 28, 2020:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

All the toilet paper is gone,

And i have NONE, pls anyone?

ok boomer on February 18, 2020:

roses are red violets are blue, you smell like poo

Sofia on January 19, 2020:

Roses are red violets are blue my bed has room for 2

Oop on January 08, 2020:

Roses are red violets are blue chewbaka is hairy ... SO ARE YOU:))

hello on January 07, 2020:

Roses are red and violets are blue

I thought I was ugly until i met you

oof on December 11, 2019:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You stabbed me in the heart

But i still dont love you

• on October 20, 2019:

Roses are red,violets are blue,I have five fingers and the third ones for you

Ebony on October 02, 2019:

There.so alsweet

unknown on August 01, 2019:

Roses are red, pizza sauce is too, i ordered a large, and none of it is for you.

Matt on May 01, 2019:

Roses are red violets are blue

I have 5 fingers and the middle is for you

Autumn Thompson on February 25, 2019:

Roses are red, Violet's are blue, ive seen you as so Beautiful , I love you

Idk on July 07, 2018:

Roses are red violets are blue, My middle finger comes right back at you

Unknown on October 16, 2015:

ROSES ARE RED

VIOLET ARE BLUE

I FOUND MY ONE AND ONLY AND THAT'S YOU!

-JBF

brandon on February 08, 2015:

roses are red ,

violets are blue,

sugar is sweet

and so are you

Deborah Philips on January 23, 2015:

Roses are red violets are blue, when it all seem dark and weary just remember you have me :)

Lakaisija on December 28, 2014:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I wish i could hear my girlfriend,

So that's why i am calling for you.

Davis Sparrow on December 12, 2014:

Roses are red, violets are blue!

When it's especially for two!

With him not you on February 16, 2014:

My boyfriend gave me this ''roses are red violets are blue I just wanted to let you know you make me glow

bumbum2812 on February 13, 2014:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You may not know this

But i'm falling for you

SweetyRope on November 11, 2013:

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are the best, here's a sub too.

(Sub= Subscribe)

Celinda on July 17, 2013:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Hes for me, not for you

And if by chance, you take my place

I'll take my fist and smash your FACE!!

StrictlyQuotes (author) from Australia on April 09, 2013:

Very sweet!

Shawn Vaccaro on April 09, 2013:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Bees need flowers...

And I need you

Kate on March 20, 2013:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have a toilet...

That flushes down poo

maria perez on March 18, 2013:

thank you for those commets they were helpful

LeeAoer on March 06, 2013:

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, you Heart may split into two but if you love me I should fix it for you

kerries lover on March 04, 2013:

roses are red violets are blue i knew all along i love u roses are red violets are blue guess wat kerrie i love you

Rasheeda on February 21, 2013:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Three little words

I LOVE YOU !!!

alexa on February 19, 2013:

roses are red

violets are blue

may all my love

be with you

aexa on February 19, 2013:

roses are red

violets are blue

may all my love

be with you

Keely Godwin on February 14, 2013:

roses are red violets are blue your the best and i love you.

lol on February 11, 2013:

good gob

giants4 on February 10, 2013:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Why did I fall in love with you?

Jane on February 08, 2013:

Roses are red violets are blue this may be kind of important but not as much as you!

Sir Wellington on February 08, 2013:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My heart is as lead

when I think of you...

_______________________

Roses, are red violets, are blue?

This makes little sense

Just like you

kg301 on January 29, 2013:

roses are red

violets are blue

daisys are yellow so are you

ps.i love poems

shaylan da master on January 26, 2013:

roses are red violets are yellow you really are a cute fellow

bc on January 19, 2013:

roses are red

violets are blue

is this love

between me and you

TaekwondoGurl on December 28, 2012:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Peace be with you!

melLir0087 on December 01, 2012:

roses ar red violets ar blue i love you do you love me too?

Celinda on November 25, 2012:

Roses are red

Violets are red

Tulips are red

Bushes are red

Fences are red

OMG MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!

bubbles on November 17, 2012:

i really love poems

loltime on November 05, 2012:

roses are red vilots are blue your my best friend and tha'ts the truth

StrictlyQuotes (author) from Australia on October 25, 2012:

Ahhh very cute!

JWROCKS on October 24, 2012:

Roses are red violets are blue you are so sweet and I love you too!

Lotti on October 24, 2012:

roses are red violets are blue you are so sweet and i love you too

Lotti on October 23, 2012:

Roses are red, violets are blue,

i thought i was stupid,

but then i met you!

preston dupree on October 03, 2012:

roses are red vilots are blut my love for u will never die it will always bloom

Vicki on August 22, 2012:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

We're great in bed

and I love you

Abood on August 22, 2012:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have five fingers

N the middle one is for you :D

yomamma on August 20, 2012:

roses are orange violets are eggs this poem makes no sense just like your face !!!!

don12 on July 19, 2012:

Roses are red, Dirt is brown. Please be my valentine or else I'll frown

kate on July 18, 2012:

roses r red

violets r blue

sugar is sweet

and so is

CHOCOLATE!

Doesn't matter on July 04, 2012:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Baby me and you,

Are the perfect two!

StrictlyQuotes (author) from Australia on June 21, 2012:

Wow! Celebrating 5 months. How about:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've really enjoyed the past 5 months with you

xo

Lexy on June 20, 2012:

Hii can you guy make a good poem for me i need one for my 5 month

Celinda on June 12, 2012:

I can name MILLIONS off of the top of my head

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You're in my head

And the whole world is you

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My heart started pounding

When I first saw you

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I can't spend another day

Of my life without you

Roses are red

Violets are blue

It was not gravity

That made me fall in love with you

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I can't keep myself

From loving you

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'd write another poem

That reminds me of you

and so on...

Celinda on June 07, 2012:

Roses are red

Sticks might be grey

Just talking to you

Really makes my day

Celinda on June 06, 2012:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My life was complete

The day I met you!

marie on May 29, 2012:

roses are red violets are blue

im in love

but not with you

when we broke up you thought i cried

but all it was, was another guy

you told your friends i was a trick

i told mine you had a weak D***

i said i loved you

you believed it true

but guess wat baby

you got played too

monkey3009 on May 26, 2012:

Roses are red violets are blue there wouldn't be such thing as a best day ever if I weren't with you!

Kyle Queen on May 24, 2012:

roses are red, violets are blue, i just farted you should smell too!

Amanda-rose on May 19, 2012:

roses are red violets are blue god made me beautiful what happened to YOU!!

Unknown on May 17, 2012:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My heart started pounding

When I first saw you

mango lover on May 17, 2012:

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You actually thought i would cry oner you. I said that i love you, you thought it was true. But guess what player you got played too.

To all the boys that broke a girls heart this is for you

R r R V r B on May 12, 2012:

Roses are Red Violets are blue, hello mother i love you

tiptoe on May 06, 2012:

roses are red, violets are blue.. i hate poems, but you have nice boobs ;D

shaylan on April 29, 2012:

roses are red violets are blue i had nothing until the day i met you

shaylan on April 15, 2012:

roses are red violets are blue i told you to kiss me...cj

Monica on April 14, 2012:

roses are red violets are blue I'd write a poem that reminds me of you!

SAM on April 09, 2012:

I Love These Sayings!!!! :)

loverboy4ever on April 06, 2012:

roses are red and so is your head i love you guys

Loverboy4ever on April 05, 2012:

Roses are red, violets are blue, I can't keep myself from loving you.

shaylan on April 05, 2012:

roses are red violets are dead and so are you

iu gurl on March 31, 2012:

Roses are red, violets are blue,

it was not gravity that made me fall in love with you

Applec4gurl on March 31, 2012:

Roses are red, violets are blue,

you're living proof that dreams come true!

Pbt1gurl on March 31, 2012:

Roses are red, violets are blue,

It was not gravity that made me fall in love with you.

Pbt1gurl on March 31, 2012:

Roses are red, violets are blue,

you are living proof that dreams come true!

Unknown ! on March 29, 2012:

Roses are Red Violets are Blue, I have five fingers and the middle ones for you !

Kristen on March 27, 2012:

all these comments are so great i will have to use one!! lol

Cookie on March 26, 2012:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

U might love me , But do i do?

Let me tell you

Of Course I DO!

Without you

I will still love you!

anonim on March 19, 2012:

roses are red, violets are blue

I would like to share the sheets with you

Jessica16 on March 13, 2012:

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle one for you so leave me alone go away shut the frig up and have a nice day!!!

swayne on March 11, 2012:

roses are red, violets are blue, this is d day, that i'll stop loving U.

Joker on March 10, 2012:

Roses are red vilets are blue count the stars in the sky that's how much I love ....

Cazzy_XoXo on March 08, 2012:

Roses are Red Violets are Blue,

You are Fit Can I Kiss you! ;)

Smiles-A-Lot on March 04, 2012:

Roses are red violets are blue

Out of a million boys

I choose you

Take my hand

And hold me close

Show me that you love me most

Smiles-A-Lot on March 04, 2012:

Roses are red violets are blue

I was born sexy

What happened to you?

StrictlyQuotes (author) from Australia on March 04, 2012:

Awww that's really cute ;)

Sidwinder ash on March 04, 2012:

Roses are red violets are blue it makes my day just talking to u

Smiles-A-Lot on March 02, 2012:

Roses are red violets are blue he's for me not for u and if by chance you take my place i'll take my fist and smash your face!

lili cyrus on March 02, 2012:

roses are red violets are blue...

hearing your voice makes me mute...

i would travel all around the world just to say i love u.

Ermira on February 28, 2012:

Roses are red violets are blue, how can life go on without you?

(; Btw I just came up with this

chad on February 24, 2012:

Roses are red violets are blue, all of my bases are belonging to you!!!

Tyler on February 23, 2012:

Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middle on is for you

Jonelle Obrien made thiss hahah on February 22, 2012:

Roses are red,violets are blue, you actually thought I would cry over you.?! I told you I loved you,and you thought it was true,but guess what player,you got played too:)

Britney on February 20, 2012:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I want to spend my life,

Making love to you...

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